Some critics described it as sodding brilliant, others were less congratulatory. This new offering however, is not another Top Gear: The Movie, but rather Top Gear AT the Movies, where Mssrs Hammond and May present a film involving cars. On film. Its probably better than an actual real-life movie, with actors and everything. Though that largely depends on what movie youre comparing it to. It lacks the Heartwarming! drama of Titanic, and contains considerably less bitey alien action than Aliens.

Three men are hunting when an airplane drops bails of drugs on the ground in their vicinity. The men must decide whether to be law-abiding citizens and report the drugs or take the drugs and sell them for millions of dollars. Various opportunities present themselves to the hunters for them to leave the drugs behind and make off with their lives. This creates conflicts between the two protagonists, Brandon and Jose. Jose is a Cuban American whose greed and selfishness is driving the hunter’s odyssey. Brandon is an Anglo American who has no interest in risking his life for the drugs, but is swept with a lie that puts him in the forefront to kill or be killed. However, he is watched over by a supernatural guardian who protects him in his quest to survive. The third hunter, Peter, has little will of his own. He usually agrees with Jose who is the more insistent of the two. The lure of easy money entices the hunters into an action packed adventure as drug dealers – led by Paco… 

The hot-headed young D’Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down on their luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.